Champion · 2025
Peens
Mark J.
7-7 · PF 1486.46
2nd Air Bear Don't Care (Manager unknown)
3rd C Hero's Guys (Manager unknown)
Arrow keys move years. Tuna = 12th in Yahoo final standings.
Tuna · 12th
Marvin's Martians!
Rob
Last in the final standings table. Eat the sandwich. Yahoo has no official tuna trophy — we do.
- · Champ had a .500 record and league-high PF 1486.46
- · Toe Jammers worst record 3-11
All-time record book
Yahoo 2025 record book, plus one community claim marked unofficial.
Highest single-week score
182.96
E.T. Phone Mahomes
Week 8, 2019 · vs Digg on This
Highest points in a season
1876
Jordan Lover of Big Naturals
2024
Lowest single-week score
17.98
My Fair Brady
Week 16, 2012 · vs C Hero Sky
Real games only. Empty lineups / 0-point weeks do not count.
Largest margin of victory
146.54
Big Rusty deDONGdre
Week 1, 2017 · over ihr mag alle Schwänz
Smallest margin
0.02
Peens
Week 2, 2021 · over Aaron don't shit the bed!
Most wins in a season
14
Peens
2021
Longest win streak
10
ihr mag alle Schwänz
2017
Most losses / longest losing streak
15 / 13
Megatron Megadong
2014 · 15 losses, 13 straight
Most offensive points, week
164.8
We're Going Tyreeking
Week 13, 2023 · vs SleepaScrev
Most offensive points, season
1553
Titan JG
2018
Hardest schedule (all-time)
108.64
Snooze Days
2023 · pts/wk allowed schedule
Easiest schedule (all-time)
82.45
Stunt City
2016 · pts/wk
2025 high week
167.36
SleepaScrev
Week 7, 2025
2025 low week
48.82
Theisscapades
Week 7, 2025
Highest tuna score ever? (community claim) · unofficial
77
Willis asked
Oct 30, 2023 · Is 77 the highest worst-week score ever?
Hall of Champions
Mark J.
2019 · 2021 · 2025
3
Nate
2013 · 2018 · 2024
3
Andy Theiss
2009 · 2012
2
BottiJ
2017 · 2023
2
Young Neil
2014 · 2015
2
Braylon+K2=sex (manager unknown)
2007
1
Brian
2016
1
Calvin M
2010
1
kevin
2011
1
Phil
2020
1
Rhymenocerous Packer (manager unknown)
2008
1
Rob
2022
1
Tuna Wall of Shame
12th in Yahoo final standings. Repeat offenders listed first.
| Year | Team | Manager |
|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Marvin's Martians! | Rob |
| 2024 | Ason Unique | Manager unknown |
| 2023 | Burrownies! | Manager unknown |
| 2022 | Snooze Days | Manager unknown |
| 2021 | The Hardest Outs | Manager unknown |
| 2020 | Stunt City | Manager unknown |
| 2019 | Hooked on A. Thielen | Manager unknown |
| 2018 | Green Eggs & Cam | Manager unknown |
| 2017 | Peens | Manager unknown |
| 2016 | Peens | Manager unknown |
| 2015 | Lawrenz Prinz Harold | Manager unknown |
| 2014 | peens | Manager unknown |
| 2013 | Liquid Sex | Manager unknown |
| 2012 | Nack Attack | Manager unknown |
| 2011 | Smegma and the Bean | Manager unknown |
| 2010 | Mishka | Manager unknown |
| 2009 | Braylon+your mom=sex | Manager unknown |
| 2008 | HostilityDangerSquad | Manager unknown |
| 2007 | the transformers | Manager unknown |
peens · 3 tunas · 2014, 2016, 2017
Lore
2023 · Championship drama
Championship-eve Nate monologue
Nate goes full warlord on championship eve: pillage your lands, dong to ball sack ratio, the whole liturgy.
- “Sir, this is a Wendy’s — Brian”
- “Lowercase rant. Man, he’s lost a step. — YN”
2023 · Championship drama
Bills/Bengals cancellation title crisis
Rob vs Nate after the Bills/Bengals game is cancelled. Nate refuses to concede. YN tells Rob to just engrave his name.
2023 · Championship drama
#Rabmania
Rob’s first title. Cherry finally broken.
- “CONGRATS FOR REAL NOW RAB!!!! — YN”
- “Cherry finally broken! — Rob”
2024 · Tuna
Cookiegate
Brian submits a cookie instead of tuna. Roster lock. Limpdicktatorship. Then he eats the real sub. MARK J gets removed from GroupMe for saying he’d get a cookie — “Putin assassinating league members.”
2023 · Tuna
That's not tuna
Screvvy, Dec 8, 2023, tagging Jeff. Direct ancestor of eatmoretuna.com.
- “That's not tuna”
2023 · Tuna
Highest tuna score ever?
Willis asks if 77 is the highest tuna / worst-week score ever. Community claim, not a Yahoo record.
2025 · Draft day
Cinnamon rolls for skipping Adams
House rule energy: cinnamon rolls for anyone who didn’t take Adams in the 2nd.
Year unknown · Draft day
Shit Stain Willy
Willis got pooped on by a bird mid-draft. Permanent lore. Also: live-blog drafts for remotes, projector fails in daylight, house rules include poop in the trash can.
Year unknown · Roasts
Brad’s Meat Fest drop
Game-winning drop. Receiver gloves. #neverforget
Year unknown · Roasts
5 Defenses fight
Phil vs Willis. Screv: 5 Defenses just doesn’t have the same ring as 4 Tight Ends.
- “5 Defenses just doesn’t have the same ring as 4 Tight Ends — Screv”
Year unknown · Roasts
A man is hurt, Jeff.
Running gag. Also: Lover of Big Naturals, Hawk Tua, the 2-inch peen emoji bit.
- “A man is hurt, Jeff.”
2023 · Life events
Titan JG tribute
Apr 28, 2023 — Nate’s Titan JG tribute. Styrofoam king-of-the-ring. Emotional closer material.
2024 · Life events
Waivers from the hospital
Nate locking waivers/rosters from the hospital after baby birth.
Year unknown · Life events
Calvin, Lila, and due dates
Phil announces baby Calvin. Draft hosting while Kristen is due. YN’s daughter Lila mid-draft.