TunaMarket · Week 5
TunaMarketWeek 5
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Who is the tuna (lowest score) this week?

One ticket per team. Resolves to the lowest Yahoo lineup score. House take is commentary — it does not cast your ticket.

Oct 8–Oct 12, 2026

Market locked. First NFL kick is live.

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Who the house is on

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House tuna

Jeffrey

Yahoo low 67.82. Air Bear 72.16 and AJ's Brownies! 80.94 are clustered runner-ups.

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House largest winner

over

Biggest projected margin (~29.6 pts); opponent owns board-low 67.82.

Sleeper: over . Yahoo blowout can flip if Bucky/TNF or Stroud dud while Matt’s floor softens.

House matchups · who we have winning

strong
strong
strong
lean
Wlean
lean

Your pick

Who do you have as tuna?

Select one team. Odds are league tickets, not the house.

3 / 12 tickets

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First kick is live. Tickets are frozen.

Who voted for whom is public now. TB @ DAL is the first game of the week.

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  • House leanMarket fav
    Jeffrey · vs

    33.3%

  • NateB · vs

    33.3%

  • Peens · vs

    33.3%

  • W
    Bottij · vs

    0%

  • Brad · vs

    0%

  • brian · vs

    0%

  • kevin · vs

    0%

  • MattyP · vs

    0%

  • Phil Cherosky · vs

    0%

  • Rob · vs

    0%

  • Andy Theiss · vs

    0%

  • Young Neil · vs

    0%

Ballots are public. Tickets sit under the team they picked.

Season tuna board

Full leaderboard
WeekActual tunaHouseMarket fav
1
· 60.94
Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)
Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)
HIT
2
· 58.52
Told em to make it extra sloppy
Told em to make it extra sloppy
MISS
3
· 70.98
Week 3 tuna.
Week 3 tuna.
MISS
4
· 86.28
Rob going full send on the Week 4 tuna.
MISS

Accuracy leaderboard

  1. 1MattyP1/4 · 25%
  2. 2Jeffrey1/3 · 33%
  3. 3brian1/3 · 33%
  4. 4Young Neil0/4 · 0%
  5. 5kevin0/4 · 0%
  6. 6NateB0/3 · 0%
  7. 7Andy Theiss0/3 · 0%
  8. 8Peens0/3 · 0%
  9. 9Phil Cherosky0/2 · 0%
  10. 10WBottij0/1 · 0%
  11. 11Rob0/1 · 0%
  12. 12Brad0/0 · 0%