TunaMarket · Week 1
TunaMarketWeek 1
Resolved

Locked Wed, Sep 9, 8:20 PM EDT

Who finishes with the lowest score this week?

One ticket per team. Resolves to the lowest Yahoo lineup score. House take is commentary — it does not cast your ticket.

Sep 9–Sep 14, 2026

Resolved: · 60.94. House tuna boarded.

Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)
Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)

House take·TunaMarket

Who the house is on

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Not a vote

House tunaHIT

Brad

Called at 87.74 floor. Actual 60.94 — dead last of 12 non-empty lineups. House tuna HIT.

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House largest winner

over

Biggest talent gap on the slate. Allen in 5-point-pass-TD scoring plus two discount WR1s is a weekly nuke.

Sleeper: over . Only if Allen has a dud and Bijan/London go nuclear.

House matchups · who we have winning

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lean
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toss-up

Your pick

Who do you have as tuna?

Select one team. Odds are league tickets, not the house.

9 / 12 tickets

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  • Market fav
    Phil Cherosky · vs

    33.3%

    • MISS
    • MISS
    • MISS
  • House leanResolved
    Brad · vs

    22.2%

    • HIT
    • HIT
  • brian · vs

    11.1%

    • MISS
  • MattyP · vs

    11.1%

    • MISS
  • NateB · vs

    11.1%

    • WMISS
  • Rob · vs

    11.1%

    • MISS
  • W
    Bottij · vs

    0%

  • Jeffrey · vs

    0%

  • kevin · vs

    0%

  • Peens · vs

    0%

  • Andy Theiss · vs

    0%

  • Young Neil · vs

    0%

Ballots are public. Tickets sit under the team they picked.

Season tuna board

Full leaderboard
WeekActual tunaHouseMarket fav
1
· 60.94
Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)
Subway receipt (Matt-approved Week 1 shame submission)
HIT
2
· 58.52
Told em to make it extra sloppy
Told em to make it extra sloppy
MISS
3
· 70.98
Week 3 tuna.
Week 3 tuna.
MISS
4
· 86.28
Rob going full send on the Week 4 tuna.
MISS

Accuracy leaderboard

  1. 1MattyP1/4 · 25%
  2. 2Jeffrey1/3 · 33%
  3. 3brian1/3 · 33%
  4. 4Young Neil0/4 · 0%
  5. 5kevin0/4 · 0%
  6. 6NateB0/3 · 0%
  7. 7Andy Theiss0/3 · 0%
  8. 8Peens0/3 · 0%
  9. 9Phil Cherosky0/2 · 0%
  10. 10WBottij0/1 · 0%
  11. 11Rob0/1 · 0%
  12. 12Brad0/0 · 0%